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Der Erfolg von Networking-Plattformen wie friendster oder openBC hat einige Parodien hervorgebracht, Isolatr oder Snubster beispielsweise. Via Centrality bin ich jetzt auf Nemester aufmerksam geworden - "the new way to make enemies".

You can use Nemester to:

• Find out the enemies of your enemies and conspire with them
• Denounce your enemies
• Make new enemies
• Help your enemies meet their demise
• Publish your manifesto

Vor allem die FAQ ist lesenswert:

What features does Nemester have?

• E-Taunt™

  Badger your enemies into joining Nemester by sending them derisive, insulting, or just plain annoying messages.

• 1-Clickspiracy™

  Our patented 1-Clickspiracy™ technology allows you to quickly align your enemy’s enemies against him. Simply bring up your enemy’s profile to learn who his enemies are and click the "Conspire against" link to automatically share your plans for his destruction with his adversaries and schedule furtive online meetings.

• Enmitizer™

  Instantly create new enemies with Nemester’s Enmitizer™ feature. Simply search for users with agendas or ideologies that enrage you and click the "Make my enemy" link to automatically fire off hate mail and personalized denunciations.

• Enemies List

  Nemester’s Enemies List feature helps you organize your foes by keeping track of who has it in for you or who you wish to see ruined. Never again will you suffer the embarrassment of forgetting who that Dutch woman with the steel claws for hands is and why she is trying to scuttle your hydroplane with a maser cannon. Simply search through your Enemies List by gender, body enhancements, and nationality and you’ll instantly have her name and why she despises you.

• Hate Mail

  Keep your enemies interested with Hate Mail. Besides allowing you to conveniently send spiteful messages and death threats, Nemester’s Hate Mail automatically includes a handy reminder for your enemy of all the reasons you hate each other. Now with automatic viral attachments designed to crash the mainframe in your enemy’s secret layer!